The Absolutely Awful Alphabet is a Parody Alphabet for ADULTS, written and illustrated by Elizabeth McAlarney. Every letter of the alphabet has it’s own profane word. It is illustrated to look like an illuminated medieval manuscript, and written in whimsical rhyming couplets. Have a favorite naughty word? You can buy the page hoodies, t-shirts, post cards, canvas prints, greeting cards, all kinds of great shit starting for $3.00!