The Absolutely Awful Alphabet is a Parody Alphabet for ADULTS, written and illustrated by Elizabeth McAlarney. Every letter of the alphabet has it’s own profane word. It is illustrated to look like an illuminated medieval manuscript, and written in whimsical rhyming couplets. Have a favorite naughty word? You can buy the page as stickers, prints, t-shirts, tote bags, coasters, and all kinds of other shit starting as low as $1.91.

Elizabeth is still working on illustrating the book, but it will be published and available on Amazon just as soon as she’s done.