Elizabeth writes and illustrates darkly funny parodies of popular children’s books. Her books are NOT FOR CHILDREN, but they are for immature adults. She also created and hosts a NOT FOR CHILDREN Reading show called “Shut the F*ck Up! It’s Story Time.” It’s hilarious, and full episodes are coming in November.

She also doesn’t actually go by Betty… She just likes alliteration.

If You Give a Cougar a Creampie is the newest parody book written and illustrated by Elizabeth McAlarney. It is absolutely NOT FOR CHILDREN. It is for IMMATURE ADULTS with a rotten sense of humor.

I’m still illustrating it, but it should be available by early November. You can preorder a signed copy right now!!